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One is number one [27 Jun 2004|08:09pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

Hello old chaps I believe you may have heard the news that I Harold Mark Christopher...etc Judd am currently number one in the music charts. Jolly good show for me, eh?

Today we went to brighton to do a roadshow. I say, Brightons a common old place isn't it? If Mummy saw the behaviour of those silly girls she would be appalled. There would be no more roadshows for young Harold!

Anywho, I wish to inform you that my absense from TOTP saturday was because I was ill. Probably due to the fact that the last time I ate, Robbie was still in Take That...

enough of my ramblings, I'm off

Harold Judd
xox
(Ja, it is I of McFly fame. If you don't know one, then our PR will be sacked immediatley)

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One is back! [06 Jun 2004|01:36pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

Yes one went away for a while but one found it inessinaly boring! So one is back with his tail between his legs askign for sympathy and forgiveness. Well actually I'm just back because I'm not at Mummy's house today and I'm lonely.

Oh I have missed writing this journal so!


Goodbye for now old chums!
Harold Judd
(of course you know one! I was number One for two weeks thanyouvermuch!)

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One is moving away! [02 May 2004|12:06pm]
[ mood | optimistic ]

Right old beans! I just wish to inform you that i'm moving away from this place! So full of hatred and dispite. One is moving up in the world! I am going to: http://www.greatestjournal.com/users/harold_judd/ where it is MUCH better and so far there has been no bitchiness!

If you are going to come to my new home to bitch at me, I shall have my Butler throw you out faster than you can say 'Harold Judd is a right posho'

So that's it folks, chaps, chums and beans - I'm off!

Toodle-oo!
Harold Judd
(You may have known one, but now you don't!)

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This could be goodbye, old beans! [02 May 2004|10:34am]
[ mood | angry ]

Yes, it's true - this could be one's last entry! There's another Harry faker and instead of taking the whole thing lightly, they are being overly serious and sensitive about this! Just because they were here first they think that one should leave :-( tis sad but they aren't going to give up and I'm not going to be threatened and told to leave like that. They have no right to tell me to leave when it's only a bit of bloddy fun! I'm just messing about and having a laugh but oh no! No fun allowed here. So one must say goodbye :-( For the time being that is. I'm going to get this sorted with MBP and if then tell me to leave then so be it, but this so was much fun and I don't wanna leave! :-(

I want my Mummy! *cries*

Harold Judd
(You may know One from pop sensation, McFly. But this time next week, you may not know One :-( )

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One has filled out another quizzy do dah! [29 Apr 2004|10:02pm]
[ mood | sore ]

One can read my survey my clicking on the link below:
Read the posh old beans survey you jolly good chap!Collapse )

Well one certainly hopes you enjoy it!

Harold Judd
(You may know one from pop sensation, McFLY..... I love Mummy!)

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The jolly brand new promotion video [28 Apr 2004|08:17pm]
[ mood | Pompous ]

Well hello chaps! One just wants to say that our new video for the single, Obviously will be set on a golf course.

I just LOVE playing with Danny's huuuuuge golf club, running my hand up and down, up and down... raa! Danny!

Anywho! I do hope that you enjoy it as I deffo enjoyed making love - i mean the video - with danny. aww danny wanny....... oh I do love him so!

Well that's all old bean!
Mr. Harold judd
(You may know one from pop sensation, McFLY)

p.s I love Mummy!

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Jolly good survey [28 Apr 2004|06:46pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]

1. First Name? Harold
2. Were you named after anyone? My great-Gandfather
3. Do you wish on stars? Don't be so inpertinant!
4. Which finger is your favourite? One isn't so silly as to have a favourite finger
5. When did you last cry? when I had to leave Mummy for one night
6. Do you like your handwriting? one must not be arrogant...
7. What is your favourite lunch meat? I don't eat 'lunch meat' only finest caviar
8. Any bad habits? No, i was brought up properly.
9. What is your most embarrassing CD on the shelf? well how would I know? I'll ask my Butler later on

10. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? Well I don't know, i only associate with people Mummy thinks approiate
11. Are you a daredevil? the devil is not spoken of in mummy's house, i'll tell you that when i'm in my own living quarters.
13. Do looks matter? yes, if you didn't look you may be knocked over by a vehicle
14. How do you release anger? one simply has a good old posh rant

15. Where is your second home? McFly's house
16. Do you trust others easily? I leave the trust up to my Butler

17. What was your favourite toy(s) as a child? I quite liked my private jet and my swimming pool

18. What class in school do you think is totally useless? French. how dare they not speak good proper english?

19. Do you have a journal? no but I have a butler

20. Do you use sarcasm a lot? oh one LOVES being sarcastic!

21. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? whats that? sounds dirty. Mummy wouldn't like it if I ruined my good trousers!

24. What are your nicknames? Harry, Harold, Judd, Juddy, Mummy's Boy (hey who said that AND WHY??) and HoBo. Some people call me Homo but I don't know why....
25. Would you bungee jump? oh you are so impertinant!

26. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? well my Butler does...

27. Do you think that you are strong willed? yes, I wrote my will when I was seven years old. Well i say *I* but I mean my butler wrote it of course
28. What's your favourite ice cream flavour? Cook makes a jolly good spag bol ice cream!

29. Shoe Size? 10

30. What are your favourite colours? I like posh colours

31. What is your least favourite thing? people who are not as posh as I

32. How many wisdom teeth do you have? I'm not sure, I must have my Butler count them...

33. How many people have a crush on you right now? Oh I'm sure a lot of people do! I am quite dashing don't you think?

34. What do you miss most right now? Mummy! :-( She's been downstairs for a whole 7 minutes!!!!

36. What colour pants are you wearing? how vulgar! one does not give out such personnal details. not even to Mummy!

37. What are you listening to right now? Mummy singing whilst Maid does the washing up and Matron cleans.

38. Last thing you ate? how insensitive! I'm an aneroxic you know...

39. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Posh

40. What is the weather like right now? jooly well spiffing!
41. Last person you talked to on the phone? Mummy, i phoned to tell he I'd be home. She was very excited as she hadn't seen me for a while. A whole 2 hours!! Shocking I know!

42. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? I don't look at members of the opposite sex. except for Mummy, Maid and Matron. Occasionly I might look at my Sisters bussoms. for brotherly reasons OFCOURSE!

44. How are you today? I've a sore tummy because I haven't eaten for 2 months. can you tell?

45. Favourite drink? there you go being insensitive again! Sometimes if I'm really thirsty I'll have a little sip of water

46. Favourite alcoholic drink? one has turned 18 and to celebrate Mummy gave me a little glass of wine. it was lovely
47. Favourite Sport? Cricket, the weight just drops off! as you can tell....

48. Hair colour? well it is naturally Ginger but one dyes it because it upsets Mummy. Mummy's milkman has ginger hair and Daddy doesn't.....

49. Eye colour? bright blue

50. Do you wear contacts? oh no, one is completly naturall.

51. Siblings? 1 brother and 1 sister, they're both older. I'm the little baby of my family. mummy says I'm her favourite. I love Mummy!
52. Favourite month? december, my birthday! The day My Mummy gave birth to one. I love Mummy!
53. Favourite food? Mummy's spaghetti bolognese! I love Mummy!

54. Last movie you watched? me and Mummy watched War and Peace the other day

55. Are you too shy to ask someone out? no I asked my boyfriend Danny out... err! I mean yes I am.

58. Summer or winter? Summer, when you are as skinny as me, it's jolly hard to keep warm. which is why I wear a coat and scarf indoors all the time!
59. Hugs or kisses? I love when mummy hugs and kisses me. i love Mummy!

64. Living Arrangements? well i live with my boyfr- er FRIEND Danny and my other friends, sexy Dougie and Tom. I love danny!
I come to visit Mummy every hour, i can't be apart from her for much longer than that! I love Mummy!

65. What book/magazine are you reading? The poshos guide to being Posh

66. What's on your mouse pad? It's a gerbil, not a mouse you imbacile! and his name is Travis. After my fathers, uncles, brothers, friends, pet Donkey. I love Donkeys!

67. Favourite board game? Balderdash. what a handsome word! i get my butler to play for me, I simply couldn't be doing with the bother of everyday things!

68. What did you watch on TV last night? one watched Seinfeld with Mummy

69. Favourite Smell? Mummy! she's smells sweet and happy. I love Mummy!

70. Favourite sound? I love when Mummy hums and sings and tells me she loves me! I love Mummy!

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Oh jolly good, one is top of the pops [28 Apr 2004|04:39pm]
[ mood | Posh of course! ]

Well hello there old chaps! if you hadn't noticed, one is number one in the official music charts. I play the percussion instruments on the track which is absolutly spiffing!

One has to go now, Mummy has served up some high tea and afterwards we shall celebrate with Caviar and Champagne of the highest callibre. Then I shall swim a few lengths of our swimming pool.
Oh the delights of being rich, posh and number one!

ta-ra for now old chums!
yours sincerly,
Mr. Harold Marcus Christopher Judd
(you might know one from pop sensation, McFLY)

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Nbame Change, my dears [28 Dec 2003|08:53pm]
[ mood | Mature ]

Well, i've decided. I am all grown up (Im 18 years old and 4 days now!!) and Harry is such a childish name. So I want to be referred to as Harold from now on. But the record company are NOT pleased with this. "Harold is not a 'cool' name" they said to one. Well I shall be 'Harry' to all females but Hrold to male s(yum!) and old beans who I know or love dearly (that includes anyone reading this!!)

Mummy likes Harold, she has always called me that, except for when she treats me like a baby, which I just adore! I love Mummy!

So that is all one wanted, i shall converse with you when i feel the time nessary or right.

toodle-oo!
Harold Judd
(You still will not know me from pop sensation McFLY)

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